"Mommy, how old are you?"
"I just want to know so I can tell my friends. I am seven and three quarters."
"Yes, I can't believe that just seven years ago you were in my tummy. " (Here is where most of you are thinking : wow, lady. You got what's coming to you after that comment.) "Your birthday was the most life-changing day of my life."
"Mommy, I want you to be the most special person in my life, not a child. How do I decide if I want to have a baby or not?"
"Well, when you are a grown up, you will see what is important to you and then you can decide."
"Well, how do I make sure I never get pregnant? I mean, I already know I don't want it. I want to know what do I have to do to make sure it never happens?"
"Izzy, we don't have enough time to have that conversation right now." (thank GOD we were pulling in front of her friend's house.)
"Ok, we will have it in the car when you pick me up."